Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
At least make sure they are 18
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Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
Purse pizza: the pizza you buy before the club, and you eat on the train home. I thought you knew me by now!
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
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