and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
Yes, but if I hadn't gotten here early, I never would have seen the butch lesbian midget waddling down stairs from the bar. Worth every minute of drinking alone.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
