I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You know i love you, but i just cannot fuck you until your eyebrow grows back. It's too hard not to laugh.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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