She's JV to your varsity
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
Is it bad when your hot neighbor is crying on her porch, and your 2nd thought is "maybe her boyfriend cheated on her and she'll want to fuck me for revenge sex?"
Perfectly normal.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
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