I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
Use "feeling words"
Yay
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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