I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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