Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
Honestly, where the fuck is osama bin laden?
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
Randomize
