I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
Our friendship would be less complicated if your dad didn't think I was forcing you into having gay sex with me
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
Ugh hungover at a laundromat is a terrible feeling. For some reason I keep getting sucked into staring at the clothes spinning around and around and it makes me want to profusely projectile vomit everywhere
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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