i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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