I don't think brook has ever known best
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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