I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Dude, it's the frankincense and myrrh soap. Smelling like baby Jesus will get you laid.
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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