I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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