Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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