isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
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