Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
He leaned out the window to puke right as the fan for the ac turned on. All of it blew back up into his face.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Randomize
