from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Gameplan: If the cops show up, find a potted plant to hide behind... It's worked before!
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