Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
That chick keeps sending eggplant emojis
Welcome to dating in the digital age. Better catch up now that you’re divorced
and eggplant is code for penis. It means she’s DTF. Go get her tiger!!!
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