nut hugger
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
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