why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
pretty sure I just got a "sorry I have a new boyfriend" blow job. Confused, but totally ok with it.
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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