turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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