doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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