he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
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