idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Yeah he doesn't get it. We had to change the subject to Keanu reeves before someone got hurt.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
Never joke about your clitoris.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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