none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
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