Do you still have your period?
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Randomize
