i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
i may or may not be watching the land before time
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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