where am i from again
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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