I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
The pickup line "You look exactly like my sister" would only work in Arkansas...SCORE!!
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Best case scenario: sex with hot bartender \nWorst case scenario: no sex and punched by tattooed guy that may or may not be said bartenders boyfriend.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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