yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
i out mim tonsoeep
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