one might say we're banned from that church
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Yes, the maid of honor did just deep throat the mic during the toast. How do I follow that?
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