Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
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