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I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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