glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
I kinda wish he had even a slight idea of the sex I'm planning for his departure. I'm literally studying for it.
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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