TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
Randomize
