that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i woke up to her playing with my penis. just wiggling it around and around. awkward night? i would say so.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
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