You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I found you walking along the street hammered. You walked up said hi and handed me a beer.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Randomize
