Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Drunkenly tried to auction off Merik's pancakes at Ihop. Apparently I make a great auctioneer. Also, no one wants 30 cent pancakes.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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