you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
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