As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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