It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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