Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
Didn't have the heart to tell him that while he was eating my ass I was laughing, not moaning, into the pillow
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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