fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
Nobody will take a lit match to your nipple without warning you this time. Pinky swear.
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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