Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
So I had to explain to her that pussy doesn't mean a cat
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
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