Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
You asked him to stand still, you put your leg on his shoulder, started dry humping the air
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
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