He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Idk if I want to put a bra on
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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