it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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