Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Why would I want to inherit a sex machine used by my grandma?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
Randomize
