Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
Got upgraded to First Class and now I’ve got the whole Pacific Ocean to seduce the very hot gentleman sitting next to me!!! Door closing, wish me luck!
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