Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I mean... It's a win/win situation. I mentor the kid for an hour and then I get to fuck his mom. I know deep down I'm helping them both
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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