It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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