On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
It's my birthday, if I want to stay home, get stoned and watch the gameshow network, that's what I'm going to do.
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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