We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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