they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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