why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I want to be your penis for a week.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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