high people should be assigned attendants
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
My chiropractor just high fived me for getting drunk enough to throw my back out this weekend.. Life. Complete.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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