is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Also, your girlfriend apologized to me about yesterday. That was nice of the cunt.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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